Adelantado
Ñandú de Médano (2017) is a collaborative public sculpture by Mariela Maisterrena, Bibiana Tittarelli, Gabriela López, and Guillermo Rigattieri. Photograph by María Lorena Rodríguez, General Pico, September 2025; LLM-assisted cover editing.
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Cover artwork credits
María Lorena Rodríguez · General Pico · September 2025; LLM-assisted editing
Lyrics
Plundering pacifistic pirate Proudly pontificating Purple prose Preening precious ponce Prancing peacock plumage Ponderous prattle Pompous pilgrim, penniless prince Peddling pentameter, pontificating since Since, since…. ever Adelantado de la Poesía Wanker Pilfered pathos, pawned-off pain Plundering the pantry of a failing alliterative old man’s brain Preening in the mirror, who’s that prat? Plumage all a-quiver oh. Ohhhhhhh He’s all that. Herald of himself, his own advance guard Planting flags in puddles, claiming it’s hard Hard, hard…. work Adelantado de la Poesía Wanker Neruda trembles, Sor Juana sighs Cyclops tears streaming from His cerulean eye Move over, giants make some space For six pence of pamphlet and a punchable face Adelantado de la nunca… Herald of nada Mírate. look at you Adelantado de la Poesía Wanker. Fair enough, fair, fair enough he’s definitely all that He, heee’s all that! Adelantado de la Poesía