Rebuttal

It's not every day that You realize that Your wife's married to a genius. In fact, I'll speculate it's highly unusual. Both the first y segundo data points are worth sharing - IMHO. So the reader can imagine my shock, dismay even- when my previously mentioned esposa refused to acknowledge either the veracity or scarcity of this estimable and illuminating information!! Her rejoinder- while technically accurate, felt needlessly pointed, egregiously irrelevant and even cruel, when considered from the correct perspective. What did she say, you ask? Well, is that information really necessary to continue our interaction? It is, you say. Hmmmmm Well- and I ask that you forgive her in advance for her words, because in general she is a tender hearted angel, a kind and caring example of the best that one can find in Latina partners. She said "Sweetie, you take off your shoes to work sums above 10."